The Cars
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| 1st: Neil MacKinnon & Mike Stayte - Impreza 2000 |
2nd: John Cope & Tony Cope - Escort Cosworth |
3rd: John Cressey & Ian Grindrod - Astra 2000 |
4th: Robert Davies & Neil Fraser - Lancer EVO V |
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| 5th: John Swinscoe & Paula Swinscoe - Escort MK2 1998 |
6th: Tony Bardy & Reg Smith - Sunny GTi-R |
7th: Doug Weir & Duncan Brown - Nova 1598 |
8th: Roger Binyon & Nick Bray - Lancer EVO VI |
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| 9th: Bob Cowe & John Baird - Lancer EVO V |
10th: Stuart McQueen & Alistair Green - Lancer EVO V |
11th: Pat Johnson & Graham Harper - Impreza 2000 |
12th: Brian Cameron & Jon Southall - Lancer EVO IV |
The People
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| Spectator finds species previously thought extinct |
"Psssst! Wanna buy some of this?" |
"The only way you will get me to COPE in the car is in
this straight jacket" |
"I'm sorry sir, your rally account is overdrawn" |
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| Mad cow disease outbreak on Mull |
"I'll find the extra bottle of scotch if it kills
me" |
"I'll take the plates off, then the Inspector doesn't
know it's me" |
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| "Isth tea ready Esthmerelda?" |
"It'll be the signed picky of Kylie I've been waiting
for" |
"Vichysoisse. I thought it was soup I had
ordered?" |
"Sand them down to slicks. I wish I had never
come!" |
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| "Hey mate, have you finished with my Playboy yet?" |
"I feel a right idiot doing this crash diet" |
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"Well he was here earlier" |
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| "How long do I have to blow into this bag before it
turns red?" |
"Here kitty kitty kitty" |
"Now think really hard. Where did you leave the car
keys?" |
"Psst - has the comic turned up yet?" |
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| "How far did he go off at Gribun?" |
Introduction of people carriers due to police cutbacks |
"Don't look now - he's eating a Hot Dog" |
"What's this? Fun seeking man with nagging wife seeks
swap with busty blonde for remote marshalling duties!" |
